The Bible also says you should kill someone for working on a Saturday so take it with a wife turned to pillar of salt.He did not charge the lepers for curing them. He just cured them and sent them on their, now merry, way. He did not ask to see their Blue Cross card, nor did he send Lazarus to the county Messiah. Blind, or crippled there were no fees, no HMOs (Holy Messiah Operations)

“Give unto Caesar what is Caesar’s…” pay your taxes and quit your whining.

According to the sermon on the mound:
Poor people rule
Peacemakers are number one
Rich folks are getting squat after they die

	“There is still one thing you lack. If you wish to be perfect, go and sell everything you own and distribute the money to the poor and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, and follow me.” What do you think Jesus would say about welfare?
This would never happen

"And when you pray, you must not be as the hypocrites are; for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners in order to be seen by men. I tell you, they have their reward. But you, when you pray, go into your private room and when you have shut the door, pray to your Father who is in secret."
JC knew that praying in school is uncool

"Do not judge and you will not be judged. For with the type of judgment you use to judge, you will be judged. Do not condemn and you will not be condemned; forgive and you will be forgiven."
Sounds like Jesus would have been right against the Death Penalty
He died of capital punishment so what do you think He would have thought about that?

He enjoyed a good wine and had long hair. If He were around toady you'd call him a hippy and yell "Get a haircut you hippy!"